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Deathstalker – The Worst VHS Covers
Deathstalker may be a cult classic, but its cover is more in line with a 'Dungeons & Dragons' expansion pack than a feature length film.
Clearly taking a hint from the 1982 classic, 'Conan the Barbarian', this cover tries in vain to imitate its epicness, but comes across looking like nothing more than a cheap copy. Ev
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XTRO – The Worst VHS Covers
"Xtro may well make xenophobes of us all," proclaims this cover. It's more likely to make moviephobes of us with this embarrassingly bad cover. We're not sure what to be more frightened of, the crudely drawn brown goo that's supposed to be an alien or what looks like the kid from 'The Shining' wearing a turtleneck
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The Werewolf and the Yeti – The Worst VHS Covers
Oh movie cover, it's like you're not even trying. What is this even supposed to be? It's like the cover artists just gave up halfway through before this "werewolf" was even done with his makeup.
At least we think that's supposed to be the werewolf
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Death Spa – The Worst VHS Covers
The cover for 'Death Spa' really is a work of art. Let's start with the beefcake in the background. We're sure everyone would like to do this to the jocks from their own high school so it's really more amusing than scary
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Crazy Fat Ethel II – The Worst VHS Covers
There's just so much comedy packed into this one little VHS cover. First off, it seems like Crazy Fat Ethel seems almost lethargic rather than crazy. It's like she doesn't want to stab you, but you are standing right there, so what they hey?
Secondly, or maybe this should be first, there was a 'Crazy Fat Ethel I'? How did we miss that? Lastly, the cover mocks itself
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Masterblaster – The Worst VHS Covers
Apparently this movie is about a paintball competition that goes awry when one of the contestants goes all 'Hunger Games' and starts hunting down the others and killing them. It is not, as the cover would suggest, about a hired assassin and his tiny female sidekick/gun
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Werewolf of Washington – The Worst VHS Covers
'Werewolf of Washington' is a horror film from the early 1970s that satirized politics, which at the time, was dominated by the Watergate scandal. While this might be a fun addition to your "political werewolf" movie collection, would you really be impressed by this cover? The werewolf doesn't look all that scary
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Robo Vampire – The Worst VHS Covers
Ah, truly a masterpiece in awfulness. Give yourself a minute to absorb every ridiculous and hilarious part of this VHS cover. We'll wait.
First, let's start with RoboCop. No, he isn't in the film but he sure is on the cover
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Ninja: American Warrior – The Worst VHS Covers
What's a B-movie list without some ninjas? When it comes to bad movie covers, ninjas are in a dead heat with low-budget horror films. But 'Ninja: American Warrior' is enough to turn even the most diehard kung-fu fan away
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Space Mutiny – The Worst VHS Covers
Science Fiction fans rejoice! Not only is 'Space Mutiny' a terrible movie, it has a terrible box cover to accompany it! Even without seeing the 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' episode it's featured in, you know just by looking at this cover that you're in for a B-movie treat