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This Song Is the Best Response to Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
Miley Cyrus and her latex underpants continue to generate controversy days after her VMA performance. This song should probably be the final word on the whole fiasco.
The 10 Greatest Lines From ‘Dodgeball’ (in GIF Form)
Truthfully, it's almost impossible to pick the 10 funniest lines from 'Dodgeball.'
Miley Cyrus Looked Just Like a Giraffe at the MTV VMAs
People are comparing Miley Cyrus' appearance at the VMAs last night to a lot of things -- an uncooked chicken, an old Jim Carey character, naked Hank Hill, etc. But nobody is comparing her to what she really looked like -- a giraffe with its tongue sticking out.
This is What It’s Like Not Having a Phone These Days
One time two years ago, some skeezebag stole our phone right out of our purse. For three months we were phone-less. So, we feel fairly well qualified to testify that this video, about what it's like to be surrounded by friends with smartphones when you don't have one, is pretty much spot o…
Russian Choir Totally Owns Performance of ‘Skyfall’
"Corporal, I order you to perform 'Skyfall' by Adele," is how we hope this awesome cover by a choir in the Russian army came to be.
15 Signs Your Pet Is an Introvert
You think you know your pet, but do you *know* your pet? Would you, for example, say your guinea pig is a Betty or a Veronica? What's your iguana's opinion on repealing the Glass-Steagall Act? Most importantly, DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR FERRET'S MYERS-BRIGGS PERSONALITY TYPE????!! Is your…
Drunk Vs. Stoned — Science Decides in Funny Video
Listen we're not experts on science, but this seems like a pretty sound methodology. Get somebody really drunk and give them tests. Then get the same person really high and give them the same tasks. Compare the two results and decide which is better -- alcohol or marijuana. SCIENCE!
7 Reality Shows That Could Benefit From Adding James Franco
It's true -- James Franco is getting his own reality show, 'James Franco Presents,' on the Ovation Network (whatever that is). Are you really that surprised, considering he lives his life as if the cameras are always rolling?
Here’s Who Twitter Thinks Should Play Batman Instead of Ben Affleck
Wow, people are upset that Ben Affleck is going to be the next Batman. Like, really upset. It's almost like this somehow simultaneously affects them personally (it doesn't), and they have nothing else in their lives to worry about (we're jealous). They may be upset about it, but at le…
Of Course There’s a Skateboarding Parrots Tumblr
We will be the first to admit the internet is a weird place: to prove our point, here is Skateboarding Parrots, the Tumblr of birds on skateboards.
Hilarious Video Puts Wilhelm Scream Where It Doesn’t Belong
Here's what happens when you stick the Wilhelm Scream any old place you want.
Massive Sinkhole Swallows a Whole Mess of Trees in a Couple of Seconds
Nothing will make you appreciate the power of nature quite like watching a dozen cypress trees being sucked underwater in the blink of an eye by a sinkhole.
Disney Favorites Get Awesome 8-Bit Treatment
An artist on Tumblr has given all your favorite Disney characters old-school video game makeovers.
21 Dogs Who Could Care Less About Your Stupid Rules
Some people get a dog because they want an obedient companion...well, THESE AIN'T THOSE DOGS! These dogs make Rude Dog look like Lassie. Yeah, we just referenced Rude Dog, DEAL WITH IT!
Steve Martin and Kermit the Frog Have ‘Dueling Banjos’ Banjo-Off
Just when we were beginning to worry we would never see Steve Martin doing anything funny again, here he is playing 'Dueling Banjos' with Kermit the Frog!