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Couple Takes ‘Selfies’ in Every Manhattan Train Station, Get Famous
Welcome to 2013, where, thanks to the 24-hour news cycle, people who ride the train for nine hours and take pictures of themselves can make headlines. This couple decided to spend their Wednesday on the subway. You know, because there are no parks, beaches, museums, theaters or areas of historical s…
19 Jellyfish GIFs to Make Your Day More Relaxing
Encountering a jellyfish at the beach is a terrifying experience that sometimes ends with Nicole Kidman taking a leak on your freshly shaved chest (NSFW, duh). Encountering a jellyfish on the internet in GIF form? Oddly relaxing.
Annoyed Weather Forecaster Caught Rolling Eyes on Camera
Busted! BBC weather reporter Wendy Hurrell thought the camera was off, when she rolled her eyes and flicked her hair in an annoyed manner. She thought wrong.
Jimmy Fallon Conducts Surprise Interview With ‘Michael Jordan’
It's not often that Michael Jordan does late night, and even less often that he makes an unscheduled appearance. Jimmy Fallon handles the shock of suddenly getting to meet a sports legend like the consummate professional that he is.
Check out the Lost Photos Hitler Didn’t Want You to See
These are the pictures Adolf Hitler didn't want you to see.
Hear the Soothing Sounds of ‘Morgan Freeman’ Reading ‘Everybody Poops’
You may never get to hear the real Morgan Freeman read the classic parenting book 'Everybody Poops,' but here's the next best thing.
News Reporter’s Bear Attack Piece Is Completely Ridiculous
You might watch this whole video wondering out loud if it is, in fact, real, or if the internet is playing a joke on you. That is how ridiculous this "what to do if you encounter a bear" news segment is.
Watch Carly Rae Jepsen Throw the Worst Opening Pitch Maybe Ever
We're not quite sure how this happens. This opening pitch thrown by 'Call Me Maybe' singer Carly Rae Jepsen at the Tampa Rays game on Sunday is a colossal failure.
15 Pictures That Prove Red Pandas Are Just Like Us
Let us consider for a moment the red panda. Known to some (jerks) as the "lesser panda," it is in a class all its own. Okay, maybe not class, but certainly its own taxonomical family.
Paula Deen Is Now a Comic Book Villain, er, Hero We Guess?
Feast your eyes on this! This slightly disturbing drawing is the cover of the forthcoming Paula Deen biography from Bluewater Comics.
Fox News Anchor Makes Baby Cry
You might remember Titus, the free-throw wunderkind whose awesome talent sparked a viral video earlier this year. If not, here you go! Now that we've provided some context for this awesome toddler, let's watch a Fox News anchor make him cry.
The 5 Greatest Moments From the ‘Sharknado’ Trailer
The official "TOO VIOLENT FOR TV???" trailer for 'Sharknado' came out today. What's 'Sharknado?'
Toddler Accidentally Buys Car on eBay With Smartphone
Here's more evidence for the ever-growing argument that you shouldn't let tiny children play with smartphones. You might wind up with something worse than mashed potatoes in your headphone jack. You could wind up with a used car from eBay.
Watch the Funniest Soap Opera Clip You Will Ever See in Your Whole Life
Listen, we understand that headline is a pretty tall order. We know exactly what you're thinking -- "I used to watch 'Passions.' Bring it." We thought the same thing. But, holy moly, did 'General Hospital' have a surprise in store for us.
Watch Spider-Man School Everyone at Basketball
You don't always need to feel embarrassed when a dude in a Lycra bodysuit schools you at streetball. If the schooling is done by The Professor, it's totally acceptable to get trounced on the court.