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The Best Cosplay From Comic-Con 2013
SDCC 2013 has come and gone, and we may have been sitting in our hot, un-air conditioned NYC apartment, sweating out a horrendous heat wave in our underpants, but our friends at Comics Alliance and ScreenCrush got to go, and they took some great pictures!
Philly Mom Trying to Hire Secret Prostitute for Virgin Son
Some moms go above and beyond the call of duty. Other moms try to get 19-year-old girls to prostitute themselves so that their socially awkward son won't be a virgin when he goes to Harvard in the fall. If you want to believe an ad on Craigslist, that is.
The Rapping Weatherman Is Back With Dope New Rhymes
The Rapping Weatherman is back! Rather than make a bunch of weather puns to show we're "hip," we'll just say we love this guy soooo much more than weather.com. Not just because one time weather.com made us look at a picture of a fish with human teeth, either (seriously, wtf, weather...
Why ‘There’s Something About Mary’ Is Exactly Your Love Life
Sure, it's disgusting -- it's the Farrelly brothers, it has to be disgusting. Still, there's something about 'There's Something About Mary' that rings true. So many aspects of it remind us of the relationships we've all been in (or tried to). Here are just a few ways 'There's Something About Mary' is just like your love life. (Not exactly SFW.)
20 Animals Who Think They’re People
If we all didn't love anthropomorphic animals so much, there's no way Disney would be as successful as it is. It turns out there's something better than cartoon animals acting like people though -- real animals acting like people.
Nicolas Cage as Your Favorite Disney Princesses Could Destroy the Internet
We love Nicolas Cage. We also love Disney. How could we not? We have excellent taste. So we looove this art by Jen Lewis at Buzzfeed, who has thoughtfully made Nic Cage into every Disney Princess. You might think that these are masterpieces of cinema, but the truth is that everything is better with Nicolas Cage. Proof:
Here’s Honey Boo Boo’s Roadkill Tasting Wishlist
Honey Boo Boo made her triumphant return last night. The second season of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' premiered last night, and we learned a lot.
Frank Underwood Reacts to the 2013 Emmy Nominations in ‘House of Cards’ GIFs
The 2013 Emmy nominations have been announced, and Netflix made history when its original series 'House of Cards' pulled in nine nominations. The series never aired on television, but it still managed to bump 'Boardwalk Empire' from its usual slot in the Best Drama category.
Bumblebee High Fives Drunk Guy, Drunk Guy Flips Out
This video makes us feel happy, because it is so supremely awesome. It also makes us feel sad because we will probably never get a high five from a bumblebee. We can't even get high fives from our "friends."
Friends Prank Man Into Thinking He’s Bungee Jumping Off Bridge
Sometimes friends are the worst. This rowdy bunch of Norwegians (note the man smoking next to a gas can) took their friend out for his bachelor party and pulled a massive prank.
8 Tips for Surviving Comic-Con 2013
It's that magical time of the year ... Comic Con! Nerds unite together in one place to get autographs, ogle booth babes and generally stink up the place. But it's not all fun and games -- it's a weekend of endless lines and waiting. To make sure you have the best time possible, follow our handy Comic Con Survival Guide.
Watch Old People and Babies Dancing to ‘Blurred Lines’
Maybe the video's blatant objectification of women is a bit too much for you. Maybe you like watching old people dance. Maybe you just want an excuse to listen to Robin Thicke's summer jam 'Blurred Lines' eight times in a row. Whatever your reason is, we're pretty sure you're going to enjoy watching these videos of old people (and babies!) dancing to 'Blurred Lines.'
10 Reasons You Need to Stop Complaining About Summer Right Now
"It's so hot outside." "Can't summer be over?" "UGH. So hot outside. Thanks, Obama." That's what you think you sound like right now. "Blahblahblah mememe moomoomoo" is what your constant summer griping actually sounds like to me.
Son Buys Back Dad’s First Car
Typically, a parent will buy (or help pay for) a child's first car. In this video, the son is giving the father his first car for the second time.
Evil Queen at Disneyland Confronts Snow White, Mocks Cinderella
If nothing else, this cute video proves one thing-- the characters at Disneyland do NOT break character.