Summer doesn't have to be all sticky fingers and screaming in outrage at overly buoyant straws. It turns out it's actually quite easy to enjoy the best season of the year -- all you need are these few simple life hacks. (And to man up and increase your tolerance for high temperatures.)
Try as you may, you can't keep the world's oldest graffiti down. When you least expect it, it rears its ugly head. Here an ABC reporter giving details on roadwork "inadvertently" draws Ye Olde Cartoon Phallus on her screen...
If you secretly want to listen to "Ice Ice Baby" all the time, but you don't want anyone to know that you do, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE! This mash-up from mash-up extraordinaire YouTuber dondrapersayswhat has expertly spliced together snippets from movies to recreate the song...
Are you having a rough week? Does the fact that it's not Friday yet make you want to ram your face through a plate glass window? Did you spend your morning commute grinding your teeth to keep from telling the person snapping their gum next to you that they don't deserve to be loved? Here, have some Calming Manatees.
This pretty much sums up the love/hate relationship all cat owners have with their pets. Specifically, we love them, and they hate us. This is the typical cat's reaction to its owner going on leave for six months...
WARNING: if you press the '90s button, you will lose hours of your life. The90sButton is a simple, single serving (ish) website, comprised of a glittery rainbow background, and a portal to the past, which reads "UNLEASH HEAVEN?" and is spiced up with a picture of David Hasselhoff. On top, three MC Hammers dance. It is clear this is no ordinary button.
It started simply enough (as these things tend to do), with a redditor posting this picture with the headline "Tried to get a photo of our proposal ... nailed it!" On its own, it's pretty hilarious. But the internet wasn't done with this photobombing guy. Not yet.
This pretty much proves it -- German is a terrifying language. Let the helpful folks at the Copy Cat Channel show you why. Here are a variety of words presented in French, English, Italian, Spanish and German...
Ahhh, the ocean. So calm. So relaxing. So ABOUT TO BE EATEN BY ENORMOUS WHALES AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!! Thanks goodness these divers have friends to record their near-death experience, so that we can all watch this horrifying video. This is why we stay in the shallow water, where only sharks can get us. Good grief.
We're going to go ahead and assume you liked 'Full House' as a child, because every time we tell somebody that we didn't like 'Full House' as a child, we get weird sideways glances and also we have no friends left. Since you are clearly a huge 'Full House' fan, here's a video that's probably of interest to you -- Uncle Jesse (aka John Stamos) and his band The Rippers reunited on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon' to play a few songs.
You're not from just any starship -- you're from the Enterprise-D, class Galaxy, baby. Back when people still got stuck in turbolifts and even a kid could solve a major engineering crisis. Are you a true Enterprise-D kid like Wil Wheaton, aka Wesley Crusher from 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'? Here's how you know.
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