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Emerald Catron

Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Shark Week Animals

17 Animals Excited for ‘Shark Week’

Shark Week is here! Shark Week is here! We can finally stop living like it's Shark Week, because it's actually Shark Week! We're not the only one's who are excited by the prospect -- these animals also seem pretty geared up. (We're going to pretend the costumes were their idea, and not their owners.)

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Subway Bragger
College Humor

Upbeat Panhandler Pranks Entire Subway Car

"Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please?" That is the beginning of every subway commuter's least favorite train experience. (Okay, maybe not *least* favorite -- last week a guy pulled down his pants and rubbed his naked butt on the seat right there in front of everyone. Sidenote: wear pants on the train.) This time there's a twist though: rather than begging, this guy is bragging.

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Wallet-Stealing Ferret
Imgur / Emerald Catron

Devious Ferret Is Quite Adept at Pickpocketing

Coming in at number four on our list of "Reasons We Don't Want a Ferret,*" is "they will steal the wallet right out of your pocket." This video justifies that particular item's high placement on the list. A person who gets their wallet stolen feels like a fool. A person who chases a ferret to get their wallet back has pretty much lost all dignity.

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Category: Animals, Humor, Pets, Video

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