Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Michael Phelps Didn’t Race a Real Shark and People Are Madder Than a Great White
This most certainly did not live up to the hype.
Cringe in Fear as 100 People Do Their Best Evil Laugh
It's a staple of a good movie villain everywhere, but, as it turns out, not everyone can pull it off.
Twitter Has Some Real Thoughts About O.J. Simpson Being Paroled
It wasn't as big a deal as his 1995 trial, but O.J. Simpson was front and center again Thursday after he was granted parole.
Idiotic Social Media Star Is a Total Jerk Who’s Driving Neighbors Bonkers
Man, is this guy annoying.
What Celebrity Is Behind the Marshmallow Hot Dog Calamity?
A polarizing figure is at it again, proving that some food combinations are better left off the plate.
These Awful Tan Lines Will Have You Running for Shade
Ah, summer. A time to catch some rays and show off your color. But, oh, can it go wrong.
Girl Gets Battery Stuck Up Her Nose. And Now the Real Trouble Begins.
We spend so much time trying to keep things out of kids' mouths that we fail to notice when they put things in other places.
Wipe Your Brow and Try to Guess America’s Sweatiest City for 2017
Crank up the AC, blast the fans, run through the sprinkler -- it's time to find out what city sweats unlike any other.
Couple Comes Up With Clever Way to Sneak Snacks Into Movie Theater
Tired of paying through the nose for popcorn, soda and Milk Duds? Here's a possible solution.
Teenager Wins Lottery Twice In One Week and You’re Broke
Talk about pushing your luck.
Here’s the Disgusting Truth About Peeing in the Pool
Admit it -- you know you've gone number one in the pool. Well, you may want to consider holding it in.
These Are the 2 Biggest Blunders You Can Make On a Job Interview
"Job interview" -- the two most exciting words this side of "free WiFi."
Girl Taking First Sip of Coke Simply. Cannot. Deal.
Can't beat the real thing. Can you?
Car Stopped With Way, Way, Way Too Much Stuff on Roof
This road trip never should've left the driveway.
Skunks Are Running Rampant Outside a House and We’re Never Leaving Home Again
Think of the worst thing that can happen in your neighborhood. Got it? Well, this is worse.