Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Guy Torments Fiancee on Vacation With Same Horrible Joke Over and Over and…
Got enough lame jokes?
Celebrate the Mouth-Watering Majesty That Is National Watermelon Day
The unofficial fruit of summer has own its own (un)official day.
Real-Life Connect Four Basketball Is a Total Board Game-Changer
This could very well be the next great carnival game.
Man Hired to Come Up With Bizarre Donald Trump Bets
This is probably not the way Donald Trump envisioned moving the economy.
#MyMessageToTelemarketers Tweets Are a Hate-Filled Laughfest
Telemarketing -- the only job that can make being a meter maid look good.
#SignsYoureOutOfShape Tweets Will Have You Running (Or Slowly Walking) for the Gym
Is your own personal battle of the bulge turning into the war of waistline?
Stopping on a Water Slide Leads to All Sorts of Pain
The first rule of water slides is you don't stop on water slides.
‘Adam Ruins Everything’ Explains the Sad State of Healthcare
Healthcare -- the two most divisive syllables this side of "repeal."
Focused Reporter Is Unfazed by Spider Crawling on Her Arm
Breaking news: nothing can stop this woman from doing her job.
Lightning Strikes Moving Car, Maybe Stay Home ‘Til It Clears Up
It's not only the roadway you should pay attention to when you're behind the wheel.
Coke Zero Is No More, Being Replaced With Coke Zero Sugar
RIP to a popular soda.
Jewelry Thieves Foiled By an Unforgiving Counter
The (glass) case against them is very strong.
#ThingsToAvoidAtAPublicPool Tweets May Save Your Summer
It's a summer tradition, but one you should approach with caution.
How Often Do You Go to the Mall? [POLL]
Got a craving for Orange Julius? Want to buy whatever it is they sell at Bath & Body works? Interested in blowing your monthly mortgage on a Mickey Mouse doll at the Disney store? Then the mall is for you.
Insane Waterslide Jumper Risks Breaking His Sphincter
Any waterslide experience you've ever had pales in comparison to this one.