Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Man With Bottlomess Belly Celebrates Birthday Loading Up on $100 Worth of Freebies
Happy birthday, indeed.
Don’t Use This Historically Lame Reason for Speeding One Silly Driver Did
This speeding driver tried to pull a fast one.
Napping Puppies Are the Calming Reset Button You Need
In an ever-confusing world, this is the dose of adorable to keep you sane.
People Biting Things to See If They’re Chocolate Is Endlessly Hilarious
Japanese game shows never fail to deliver on entertainment value.
Ever Wonder What $20 Million Stuffed in a Mattress Looks Like?
And you thought you came out ahead that time you found a quarter between the couch cushions.
Walk and Use a Cell Phone Without Being a Complete Jerk
It's the one aspect of multitasking we've yet to master.
’10 Most Disgusting Things Found in Fast Food’ Will Definitely Have You Re-Thinking Your D…
French fries are better than French flies.
Bored Guy Clicks His Mouse 1 Million Times for Some Reason, We Guess
Too much time on his hands?
Lunatic Destroys Wasp Nest With Bare Hands
There's being hands on and then there's, well, whatever the heck this is.
In the Battle of Sleep Versus Cute Dog, Cute Dog Loses Big Time
Hey, we've all been there.
Enormous Inflatable Roosters Look Eerily Like Donald Trump
His detractors call him a pig, but the president-elect may really be more of a bird.
Trendy Barber Sets Hair on Fire to Give a Great Haircut
More mousse? More conditioner? Try more flames.
This Whip-Smart Dog Is Totally Toilet Trained
This pooch is way beyond fetch.
Woman Smuggles Boyfriend Out of Prison in Suitcase — With the Results You’d Expect
This devious lady tried to send her lover packing.
Cat Is Hissin’ Livid When Shiny New (Fake) Kitty Moves In
This feline's got a bad cat-itude.