Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Firework in a Printer Ends With a (Predictably Awesome) Bang
Print. Copy. Fax. Explode. This printer can do it all.
Fortune Cookie Writer With Writer’s Block Quits, Unaware of Irony
Amazingly, this is not a headline from "The Onion."
Sweet Singing Telegram Lands Smitten Man Dream Girlfriend
This guy wins Valentine's Day.
#BadValentinesDayGifts Is Romance Done Horribly Wrong
Chocolate. Candy. Flowers. You could do better for Valentine's Day gifts, but you could also do worse. A *lot* worse.
Burger King’s Valentine’s Cup Lets You Simultaneously Drink With the Love of Your Life
Make sure to drink in all the romance this Valentine's Day.
What’s the Best (And Worst) State to Be Single in 2017?
You may be single and ready to mingle, but not everyone is.
Most Unusually Common Injuries By State Feature Some Real Head Scratchers
We all hurt every now and then. Some of us just hurt in different places.
Enjoy This Delightfully Catchy Song Made of Happy Facebook Comments
Here's something you're going to "like."
No-Nonsense Woman Dresses Down Reporter for Getting Her Age Wrong
This woman is feisty, no matter what her age.
America’s Coldest City Is (Probably) What You Think It Is
When it comes to being frigid, no place can outshiver this one.
Shocking Survey Reveals America’s Favorite Pizza Is in a City That Will Baffle Your Taste …
It's a debate that's as heated as a fresh pie. What city is home to the best pizza? A new survey gives a most surprising answer.
$22 Strawberry Is the Most Reckless Valentine’s Day Gift You Can Give
Imagine how much the price will be when the demand is greater than the supply.
‘Throw Shade,’ ‘Binge-Watch’ Among Merriam-Webster’s 1,000 New Words
The events of the last 12 months have left many of us without words. Thankfully, Merriam-Webster is here to help.
2-Ton Target Ball Rolls Away, Hits Unsuspecting Car
Target has everything. Except maybe an answer for this.