Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Fed-Up Man Quits Job in Rather Bizarre Toilet Paper Letter
This fella is ready to a-ply for different work.
Ferocious Alligator Swoops In and Steals Boy’s Catch Off His Fishing Line
You know, there's a reason people are afraid of alligators.
You Know You’re Staying at a Bad Hotel When…
Sometimes, it's best to keep driving until you find a better place to rest your head.
Billiards Player Gives Most Hilariously Non-Sensical Interview
This guy may single-handedly be responsible for a surge in pool popularity.
Genius Solves the Office Birthday Card Conundrum That Plagues Us All
Not sure what to write on a birthday card for that guy in accounting you never speak to? Don't fret.
Whoops – Wife Accidentally Donates Husband’s Shirt With $8,000 In It, Receives True ‘Mirac…
This is the type of guy to give you the shirt off his back. He just doesn't know it.
Firework in a Printer Ends With a (Predictably Awesome) Bang
Print. Copy. Fax. Explode. This printer can do it all.
Fortune Cookie Writer With Writer’s Block Quits, Unaware of Irony
Amazingly, this is not a headline from "The Onion."
Sweet Singing Telegram Lands Smitten Man Dream Girlfriend
This guy wins Valentine's Day.
#BadValentinesDayGifts Is Romance Done Horribly Wrong
Chocolate. Candy. Flowers. You could do better for Valentine's Day gifts, but you could also do worse. A *lot* worse.
Burger King’s Valentine’s Cup Lets You Simultaneously Drink With the Love of Your Life
Make sure to drink in all the romance this Valentine's Day.
What’s the Best (And Worst) State to Be Single in 2017?
You may be single and ready to mingle, but not everyone is.
Most Unusually Common Injuries By State Feature Some Real Head Scratchers
We all hurt every now and then. Some of us just hurt in different places.
Enjoy This Delightfully Catchy Song Made of Happy Facebook Comments
Here's something you're going to "like."
No-Nonsense Woman Dresses Down Reporter for Getting Her Age Wrong
This woman is feisty, no matter what her age.