Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Husband Wakes Up Wife on Her Birthday With Orchestra Playing ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Theme
As far as romantic gestures go, this one is pretty, pretty, pretty good.
Behold the Mind-Boggling Things That Happen in One Minute
Sixty seconds. A quick period of time or an endless eternity, depending on your point of view.
This Screaming-Sounding Vacuum May Be Terrified of Itself
This is the most unusual thing about a vacuum since the decision to spell it with two consecutive u's.
Fitness-Mad Robber Stretches Before Knocking Over Dunkin’ Donuts
You gotta be in shape if you're gonna be on the run.
$425 Jeans With Fake Mud Are an Utter Abomination of Taste
Fashion statement meets bank statement.
Bet You Can’t Guess What State Is Most Addicted to Gambling (Actually, You Probably Can)
Ten bucks says you can figure out which state is most hooked on plunking down some money to win a bet.
The World’s Fastest 300-Game in Bowling Happened in Under 90 Seconds
Never has bowling been so fast. Or exciting.
Drug-Sniffing Lizard Is on the Case…Or Is It?
Drug-sniffing dogs are so yesterday.
Watch the Cutest Senior Dancing Couple Cut the Fiercest Rug
These two have more moves than years between them.
Woman Inexplicably Gets Her Hand Stuck in Her Toilet
This woman was plum(ber) out of luck.
Woman Dominates Arcade Basketball Like No One Ever Has
The phrase "shoot the lights out" comes to mind while watching this hoopster.
Teen’s Quest for Free Wendy’s Chicken Nuggets May Break Twitter
The Internet is here to help make sure this kid keeps his stomach -- and his wallet -- full.
You Can Now Get Paid $17,000 to Stay in Bed for 2 Straight Months
Too lazy to get out of bed and look for work? Problem solved.
Cheapskate Wants You to Buy Engagement Ring for Him on GoFundMe
Love don't cost this guy a thing.
Bigger Honor — Giving a Eulogy or a Wedding Toast?
There may be no higher testament to what people think of you than when you're tapped to talk at these events.