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Woman Becomes Johnny Depp Through The Power of Makeup
Makeup is a useful tool for many people. But it's also an artistic one that can change your entire facial structure. Promise Tamang Phan, a makeup artist, takes it to a whole new level.
Bowler Wants His Ashes to Roll Down the Lanes In Bowling Ball Urn
Tony Guarino is, or rather was, an avid bowler. Unfortunately he's no longer able to do so. But that's not going to stop him from expressing his love of the sport with an... odd custom urn.
Clever Beagle Uses Misdirection
Beagles are noted for their intelligence. But apparently they, or at least this one, is a lot smarter than even beagle fans give them credit for.
Crushing Cop Cars With a Tractor Is Not a Good Idea
Orleans County in Vermont is a fairly quiet place. It has less than 30,000 residents and is largely agricultural. It's not the kind of place where you generally expect somebody to hold an impromptu monster truck event in the police station parking lot.
Then again, Roger Pion was pretty angry.
Exoskeleton Lets Little Girl Move Her Arms
Exoskeletons have the potential to change pretty much everything about health, granting more motion and mobility to everyone from seniors to children. But no story is more touching, or shows the potential of these tools, than the story of a two-year-old named Emma.
See a Flaming Tennis Ball Hit in Slow Motion
If you're a tennis player, there's something you've probably always wanted to do. OK, you probably don't want to hit a flaming tennis ball with a racket soaked in gasoline. But that's only because you hadn't thought of it yet.
“Jabdah” Is An Italian Pop Song About Jabba the Hutt. We Think.
There were many bad decisions made in the '80s in music, fashion, and dance. Apparently in Italy, they made those bad decisions within the space of one music video. One insanely catchy music video.
Six Guys on a Ukelele Play ‘Somebody That I Used To Know’
The Waffle Stompers are a band with a sense of humor about themselves. Gotye is a band that has a very serious song. The two mix surprisingly well, even though these six guys have only a ukelele and their voices.
Stephen Colbert Stands Up For Plants
Most vegetarians are just people who don't eat meat. Sometimes it's a medical concern, sometimes they're just grossed out by slaughterhouses, sometimes it's a religious requirement.
Then there are the vegetarians that make these vegetarians wince, the ones who are all about vegetarianism because they want to tell you how much better they are than you.
The ones Stephen Colbert is sticking it to
Olympic Trampoline Athletes Win Medals for Ridiculous Faces
Recently, we brought you the funny faces of Olympic divers. We found ourselves wondering: Is there any other event that can make you look quite so ridiculous?
Oh you bet there is. Welcome to the wonderful world of the Olympic Trampoline.
NBC Gets In Trouble Over Post-Olympics Ad
Gabby Douglas delivered the performance of a lifetime yesterday, winning the gold in individual all-around gymnastics. She became the first American to win both team and all-around gold at the same Olympics, and the first African-American woman to win gold in the all-around.
It was a great moment for America. And then, for some, NBC completely ruined it.
Amazingly, There Are Only 83 Million Fake Accounts on Facebook
While Facebook has no data on how many fake people currently reside on its server (based on our News Feed we'd guess about half of all users), it does know how many fake accounts there are: 83 million. And it's not who you think, either.
LED Surfboards Light Up The Ocean
If you're a surfer, you'll find yourself with a problem. Once the Sun goes down, it's hard to catch some waves. Pukas Surfboards would like to change that by adding some LEDs.
A Cat. In A Hat. On A Bike
This is a cat in a hat on a bike. No CGI, no tricks, no stunts, just some guy on bicycle who apparently loves his cat enough to install some handlebars and make sure his kitty has some shade.
Sick of The Olympics? Download The Olwimpics
The Olympics are the pinnacle of human athletics achievement. Hundreds of millions will tune in to root for their heroes and witness sports miracles.
Some of us, however, just could not care less.