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Romney’s VP Pick Paul Ryan Used To Drive The Weinermobile

There is much you will hear about Paul Ryan over the next few days. The newly chosen nominee for Vice President will have every move he's ever made analyzed carefully. Most people won't care, let's be honest.

We, on the other hand, want to talk about how he used to drive a giant hot dog because we know that's something people will actually care about. There's nothing like a dignified politician respected by his party behind the wheel of a huge sausage.

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