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Man Tries To Cook Squirrel With Blowtorch, Burns Down Apartment Complex
If you're going to cook and eat a squirrel, for some inexplicable reason, we can stake with confidence that a blowtorch is not the way to go about doing it.
Frustrated Driver Thinks Deer Should Be Told To Cross In Low-Traffic Areas
We feel really bad for Donna, the woman in this clip, because she seems an exceptionally nice lady. She's well-spoken and polite, just... hazy on a few concept. Donna called into a North Dakota morning show because she couldn't get anybody to pay attention to her problem. Which essentially boils down to misunderstanding who a specific sign is aimed at.
Twins Try To Imitate Dad’s Sneeze
Babies imitate their parents all the time, as anybody who has accidentally let a curse word slip in front of a baby can tell you. But sometimes this is less embarrassing and more cute.
Witness, for example, these twins "learning" how to sneeze courtesy of their dad...
Christopher Lloyd As a Vampire Is Still Surprisingly Cuddly
So that's what happened to Doc Brown! Science has gone mad! Mad!
Man Discovers Skin Cancer on Scalp While Shaving Head To Support Wife’s Cancer
Talk about your lucky breaks.
Bud Stringer walked into a barber shop recently with a noble goal. His wife of twenty years, Dolly, was losing her hair due to the chemotherapy she had to take for breast cancer, and Bud wanted to show support by shaving his head as well.
Good thing too, as it revealed a cancerous melanoma on his scalp.
Meet The Self-Walking Dog
As any dog owner knows, most dogs love walks, but walks are time consuming. So this very polite dog learned how to walk himself, complete with carrying his own leash. In fact, he's a better and more well behaved pedestrian than some humans we know...
Buzzfeed Gives YouTube Commenters What They Deserve
The comments section on YouTube finally gets what it deserves, courtesy of Buzzfeed.
Wedding Season Is Ending And Here Are The Lowlights
If weddings were a sport, we'd be wrapping up the main season. And like all sports, there's a blooper reel!
This Is The Only Dodgeball GIF You’ll Ever Need
Dodgeball is a rite of passage for millions, whether you've got the coordination and skill to catch a ball, or just get brutally pounded by your classmates with rubber balls while the coach laughs.
For everybody who ever hated dodgeball, this GIF is for you.
Goats on a See Saw Will Rock Your Cuteness World
Baby goats are just as inquisitive as any other baby animal. But like most babies, they have to learn about physics the hard way.
Enjoy Some Snake On Your Slice With Everglades Pizza
Pineapple not exotic enough for you? Jalapenos leave you cold? Then if you're looking for an unusual pizza, look no further than a southwest Florida pizzeria known as Evan's Neighborhood Pizza, and their Everglades pie.
Texting Woman Walks Off Cliff
Texting while driving? Dangerous. Texting while walking? Generally just a bit impolite if you're in a crowded area.
At least, that's normally the case. If you live near a cliff, it might not be a great idea.
Thirty Two Metronomes Sync Up Over Time In Video
If you've ever played an instrument, you're probably familiar with the humble metronome. Back and forth, back and forth... but have you ever wondered what it would take to get more than one clicking in sync?
Turns out, even with a lot of them, all you really have to do is wait.
Cast of ‘West Wing’ Reunites For, What Else, A Political Ad
Bridget McCormack is currently running for Michigan's Supreme Court. Like most state-level political elections, it can be hard to capture the attention of voters to the entire race, forget a specific candidate.
So Bridget called in her sister to help.
Gangs Try To Solve Problems With Dance-Off, Wind Up In Gunfight
As fun as dance-offs can be, and despite what movies like "West Side Story" may insist, they're really not an effective way to try and mediate problems between two criminal organizations. Two Thai gangs found this out the hard way when a Gangnam Style dance contest turned into a shoot-out.