Dan Seitz
Professional writer for Uproxx.com, GammaSquad.com, Guyspeak.com, Guyism.com, Zug.com, and innumerable other sites. He writes the Internet, basically.
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Starbucks’ Metal Gift Card Sold Out In Seconds
Starbucks debuted an etched metal gift card for the hardest of the hardcore coffee drinkers yesterday. And it sold out in seconds.
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Further Up Yonder Offers Beautiful Time-Lapses of Earth
Further Up Yonder is a beautiful tribute to the astronauts on the International Space Station. The video mixes time-lapses made using NASA images with actual radio messages sent by the astronauts
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It’s The First Of December, So Here’s A Dubstep Christmas Light Show
It's the first day of December. "Sleigh Ride" is now on permanent loop in every retail establishment, sales are everywhere, types of consumer electronics are officially out of stock until next year, and peppermint lattes are at the overpriced coffee shop of your choice
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Seth MacFarlane To Woo Marge On The Simpsons
It's an old joke that there's one half-hour on Sunday Seth McFarlane hasn't been on. And now that he's going to be on The Simpsons, it's officially an inaccurate joke.
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Bazooka Joe Getting The Boot From His Gum
After almost sixty years, Bazooka Joe is being put out to pasture: The bubble gum will no longer feature the little comic strips that pretty much defined the brand.
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This Was Not The NFL’s Best Thanksgiving
This Thanksgiving was kind of a disaster for pro football fans. Fans of the Jets could only watch in horror as their beloved team gave up three touchdowns in about a minute of game time.
On the other hand, at least it wasn't the Lions/Texans game, where infamous quarterback Ndamukong Suh, who last year allegedly stomped on a Green Bay Packers player, went one better and kicked the Houston Texans' Matt Schaub in a very sensitive area.
There is, of course, a GIF.
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Black Friday Miracle: Gentlemen’s Club Explodes, No Fatalities
Admittedly, there's no really good day to go to a gentlemen's club, but the day after Thanksgiving is probably a really, really bad time to go to a gentlemen's club.
Especially in Springfield, MA, where the adult entertainment is prone to natural gas explosions.
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Pranksters Dress As Target Employees On Black Friday
Black Friday is infamous among retail personnel for bringing out the absolute worst in people. Customers are rude, self-centered, and obnoxious. So the guys at Prank Vs. Prank struck back for the employee, dressing up as employees of a certain retail establishment and offering "help"
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Naked Man Rides London Statue For Three Hours
As Randy Newman warned us years ago, you should beware of the naked man. In London, they should beware of THIS naked man, who decided to ride a statue in the London chill.
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Hang On, Sloopy The Chihuahua, You’ll Get That Food Eventually
Thanksgiving is a wonderful holiday for dogs. Lots of human food, lots of stuffed, sleepy people, and lots of attention. But sometimes you have to work to get your treat, and Sloopy the Chihuahua is no exception