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The 10 Best Haunted House Screams From ‘Scare Stars’ [VIDEOS]
Scare Stars is a video site for Chambers of Fear, a haunted house attraction in Surprise, AZ. We're guessing somebody in Surprise wanted to live up to the town's name.
The site posts dozens of videos daily of their favorite terrified haunted house customers, so we went through and found ten of the most hilarious.
18 Bizarre Homemade Halloween Costumes From Etsy [PICTURES]
Etsy, in case you don't know, is basically the craft fair/flea market of the internet. Millions of people come together to sell the unique things they've handcrafted to those wishing to have something unique in their lives. And like most craft fair/flea markets, it's got a lot of cool stuff. Also, a lot o...