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59-Year-Old Woman Sinks 10-Foot Putt On An Exercise Ball
Sinking a ten-foot putt is tricky. Even professional golfers can't land it 100% of the time. And they have to do it on steady ground, something this 59-year-old just can't be bothered with.
Cat Meets Star Wars In Hilarious Video
The Internet loves two things in equal measure; animals and Star Wars. The only thing it loves more than that? Combining the two, as this video demonstrates.
How To Make Parkour Tougher? Do It With a Bike!
Parkour is, of course, people performing gymnastics in urban environments, and also a dead fad. How do we revive this dying fad? By doing it on a bicycle, of course!
Ragdoll Kittens Are Adorable Even When Sleeping
We could pretend we're not posting this because it's just incredibly cute. But that'd be pointless. Because we're posting it because it's incredibly cute.
Video Celebrates Life of Beloved Chemistry Professor
Chemistry is widely seen as a high school chore. Why do we have to learn acids and bases, reactions, stoichiometry...when are we going to use this?
When we want to be awesome, that's when. As this video, collecting the chemistry demonstrations of Professor Paul Hunter of Michigan State University, shows us.
Man Plays Duet With Whips and Harmonica
We could try and describe this, but it's pretty much impossible. It's a man, a harmonica, and two whips. And he makes music.
Mall Fountain Sprays Tons of Fire
The City Creek Center in Salt Lake City, Utah, is an upscale shopping center. How upscale? Their fountain doesn't just spray water: it also shoots fire.
Firehouse In New Jersey Burns Down In Fit of Irony
There are moments where, if there has to be a disaster, you might as well have it at a certain location. If you're going to have a heart attack, you might as well have it at a doctor's office. And if you're going to have a building that catches on fire, you might as well make it a firehouse.
Baby Goats Love Hall and Oates
Pygmy goats are, as we've firmly established, absolutely adorable. But there are, against all odds, ways to make them more adorable. Like in this video, where they frolic to '80s hits.
The New ‘Prometheus’ Trailer Looks Even More Like ‘Alien’
One of the big statements director Ridley Scott has made about his upcoming horror thriller "Prometheus" is that it's got almost nothing whatsoever to do with the first "Alien" movie.
Aside from, as this trailer tells us, like, everything.
Which Batmobile Would Win In a Race?
There are many important questions in life. Why are we here? What's life all about?
If the 1989 Batmobile and the 1966 Batmobile got in a race, who would win? Now, we have an answer.
A Tour of the National Pizza Expo, Courtesy of the Olsen Twins
It's easy to forget, amid the rumors and the various news items, that the Olsen Twins were a cutesy juggernaut back in the day. It's also easy to forget that everything, and we mean everything, has a convention. Fortunately, this video does the courtesy of reminding us of both.
Dachshund Meets Its Adorable Toy Penguin Match
Puppies love toys. Well, most toys. Rocky, the dachshund in this clip, doesn't quite know what to make of this one.
Kermit Serves As Political Analyst On The Colbert Report
We don't often get into politics here on theFW, mostly because those guys don't need us to make fun of them; they do a great job of that on their own. That, however, will not stop Stephen Colbert from asking everybody on his show about the current political situation. Even if they're Kermit the Frog.
What Happens When You Turn Your GPS On In A Plane?
A GPS has become a pretty common accessory in cars across the nation. Stuck to our windshields, sitting on our dashboards, they're on our roads everywhere. And now, apparently, they're in the air.