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Llama Finds Cows Hilarious
Llamas are inherently funny animals. Seriously, look at one and try not to crack a smile. So it's nice to see they've got a bit of a sense of humor themselves, as this video proves.
French Pay Weird NSFW Tribute To The Titanic
Liverpool is honoring the 100th anniversary of the Titanic this weekend, with festivities that wrap up today. Among those festivities are a bunch of giant puppets made by the French. Specifically, French people out to confirm every conceivable stereotype about their country being kind of nasty. We're warning you, this one is not safe for work.
Cat Vs. Bear Smackdown Ends With Cat Victorious
Around here, we love bears. We also have a deep affection for cats. But we don't want to see them fight; cuddling would be much better. Still, as this video shows, it's nice to see cats can stand up for themselves.
Man Attacks Wife With Cheez-It
In the hands of a trained professional, anything can be a weapon. At least that's what we've learned from action movies. And apparently that applies even to the humble Cheez-It.
Is This Restaurant Ad a Triumph of Bad Filmmaking?
Local ads are not exactly noted for their abundance of talent and skill. That said, they do at least generally manage to either be hilariously unconvincing or at least aware of the fact that they're ads and thus nobody has high standards.
Unless, apparently, you're the owner of "The Place".
Man Rescues Adorable Ducklings
Duckling are, as we all know, completely adorable. But they're also, well, babies, and they're not exactly able to fly yet.
Which, when you take refuge in someone's heated pool on a rainy day, can be a bit of a problem. A cute problem, but a problem.
How Much of Dubstep Cat Can You Endure?
YouTube decided, what seems like an eternity ago, to allow users to post videos up to ten hours long. Almost immediately, people began creating loops of the most obnoxious sounds they could find, or of memes, or of, well, anything.
And now it's Dubstep Cat's turn. The video is under the cut, for the brave.
‘Tries Really Hard Girl’ Is ‘Ridiculously Photogenic Guy’s’ Dark Side
You might recognize this young woman right here. If not, just look to the left.
Yep, that's Tries Really Hard Girl, the woman who's actually beating Ridiculously Photogenic Guy at the footrace they're in, but that nobody cares about. And the Internet has spun this minor bad luck into a whole history of tragedy.
Like for example...
This Is How Puppies Celebrate Easter
Let's get an early start to Easter Sunday with puppies, shall we? What? Not cute enough? OK, how about baby chicks and baby rabbits as well?
Lifeguard Dog Saves Puppy
There are dogs professionally trained for water rescue, but this unnamed dog isn't one of them. He just saw a puppy in trouble and...well...see for yourself.
“Cage Does Cage” Sends Up Hammy Actors and Music Snobs
John Cage was one of the most famous post-modern classical composers. One of his most famous pieces is '4'33"' and yes, we know you haven't heard of it. But here's Nicolas Cage, performing John Cage, to introduce you to some modern art in his own inimitable style.
“Hungry Hungry Hippos” For iPad Is Fake, But Needs To Be Real
Every year, the nerd-focused website ThinkGeek puts up a series of fake products for April 1st. It's ranged from the ridiculous to the actual credible, but more often than not, there's enough demand that sometimes the products actually materialize.
We're hoping that happens in this case, because we need iPad Hungry Hungry Hippos.
April Fool’s Day Canceled By Federal Government Five Years Ago
We know you thought that today was going to be a day of pranks and fun, but you're wrong. It's not. And you can thank the government for taking the fun out of the day.
Newborn Deer Video Is Not An April Fools’ Day Prank
Amid all the jokes and pranks being played on April Fool's Day, it's nice to take a moment and remember that there are still plenty of videos of cute animals. We thought we'd take a break from pranks and show you this adorable newborn deer. Because it might be the cutest thing on the Internet right now.
Cat Ghost Adoptions: April Fools or Serious?
Today is the day where you can't take anything people say remotely seriously. Unless that person is a radio DJ, in which case you should take seriously absolutely everything they say. Honest. Really. You should trust them. But we're not sure if this one is a prank or not.