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Drunk Driver Had Monkey In His Truck

Any police officer will tell you that dealing with a drunk driver can be extremely strange. After all, drunk people aren't noted for their calm, reasonable reactions to a stressful situation, or their refusal to engage in ridiculous hijinks. Still, one drunk driver might take the cake, considering that he had a monkey for the officers.

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Comedian Fools KTLA Into Believing His Nerd Character Is Real

Nathan Barnatt is probably familiar to fans of the Upright Citizens Brigade, and beloved by classic video game fans for his Keith Apicary character. Keith is a completely clueless nerd who loves two things: video games and dancing. He's instantly recognizable to meme fans...but not, apparently, to a professional news organization which has paid fact checkers to keep them from being fooled like this.

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Got Too Many Tickets In Las Cruces? The City Will Shut Off Your Toilet.

The city of Las Cruces, New Mexico, is in a bit of a bind. Due to the way the laws are set up, they're unable to bring traffic scofflaws who run red lights to court and make them pay their tickets. As a result, the city has over $2 million in unpaid tickets that seem impossible to collect.

Unfortunately for the bad drivers, though, the city does have access to something else: their toilets.

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Category: Weird News

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