Jimmy Kimmel is pretty funny. Fortunately, he's also humble enough to defer to people who are even funnier than he is, which is why he aired some of Gary Busey's advice for Mother's Day. Here's what Busey had to say; see if you agree.
Any police officer will tell you that dealing with a drunk driver can be extremely strange. After all, drunk people aren't noted for their calm, reasonable reactions to a stressful situation, or their refusal to engage in ridiculous hijinks. Still, one drunk driver might take the cake, considering that he had a monkey for the officers.
Cats are noted for their personal cleanliness, and even fussiness. Just ask anybody who's tried to move the litterbox. But they rarely pick up around the house, so Dishwasher Cat is a welcome change of pace.
Far be it from us to engage in political theory, but we're pretty sure that paying your road workers in just enough bread to survive results in crappy roads. Fortunately, we have some anecdotal evidence that proves our point, right here. Just skip to about 15 seconds into this video, and you'll see what we mean.
We can't really think of two bands with more different styles, but everybody was deeply affected by the passing of Adam Yauch, aka MCA of The Beastie Boys. Coldplay had a concert yesterday, and put together this tribute to mark his passing.
Some college freshmen are more challenged at their school than others. But we're going to venture a guess here and say Derek Lowe wasn't feeling terribly intellectually stretched by his classwork. Hence his ongoing effort to turn his dorm room into a giant robot.
Kids can be surprisingly morbid. It's really only natural; ask any parent, and they'll tell you stories of kids asking awkward questions and generally wrestling with the concept of mortality. This doesn't mean, however, we should compose cute Raffi-like songs about death. That won't stop Peter Alsop, though!
Nathan Barnatt is probably familiar to fans of the Upright Citizens Brigade, and beloved by classic video game fans for his Keith Apicary character. Keith is a completely clueless nerd who loves two things: video games and dancing. He's instantly recognizable to meme fans...but not, apparently, to a professional news organization which has paid fact checkers to keep them from being fooled like this.
Blanca Riveron was struggling, as many Americans do, with lung trouble. After decades of coughing, asthma attacks, and other problems, doctors had recently found a spot on her lung. So lung cancer was probably on her mind when she had a massive coughing attack...and spat out a fruit pit.
It's universally accepted that penguins are incredibly cute. And this video just proves the point; even when they don't stick the landing, penguins are adorable. Also, they can leap surprisingly far for a bird that can't fly.
The city of Las Cruces, New Mexico, is in a bit of a bind. Due to the way the laws are set up, they're unable to bring traffic scofflaws who run red lights to court and make them pay their tickets. As a result, the city has over $2 million in unpaid tickets that seem impossible to collect.
Unfortunately for the bad drivers, though, the city does have access to something else: their toilets.
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