Dan Seitz
Professional writer for Uproxx.com, GammaSquad.com, Guyspeak.com, Guyism.com, Zug.com, and innumerable other sites. He writes the Internet, basically.
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“Jabdah” Is An Italian Pop Song About Jabba the Hutt. We Think.
There were many bad decisions made in the '80s in music, fashion, and dance. Apparently in Italy, they made those bad decisions within the space of one music video. One insanely catchy music video.
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Six Guys on a Ukelele Play ‘Somebody That I Used To Know’
The Waffle Stompers are a band with a sense of humor about themselves. Gotye is a band that has a very serious song. The two mix surprisingly well, even though these six guys have only a ukelele and their voices.
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Stephen Colbert Stands Up For Plants
Most vegetarians are just people who don't eat meat. Sometimes it's a medical concern, sometimes they're just grossed out by slaughterhouses, sometimes it's a religious requirement.
Then there are the vegetarians that make these vegetarians wince, the ones who are all about vegetarianism because they want to tell you how much better they are than you.
The ones Stephen Colbert is sticking it to in this hilarious ad.
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Olympic Trampoline Athletes Win Medals for Ridiculous Faces
Recently, we brought you the funny faces of Olympic divers. We found ourselves wondering: Is there any other event that can make you look quite so ridiculous?
Oh you bet there is. Welcome to the wonderful world of the Olympic Trampoline.
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NBC Gets In Trouble Over Post-Olympics Ad
Gabby Douglas delivered the performance of a lifetime yesterday, winning the gold in individual all-around gymnastics. She became the first American to win both team and all-around gold at the same Olympics, and the first African-American woman to win gold in the all-around.
It was a great moment for America. And then, for some, NBC completely ruined it.
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Amazingly, There Are Only 83 Million Fake Accounts on Facebook
While Facebook has no data on how many fake people currently reside on its server (based on our News Feed we'd guess about half of all users), it does know how many fake accounts there are: 83 million. And it's not who you think, either.
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LED Surfboards Light Up The Ocean
If you're a surfer, you'll find yourself with a problem. Once the Sun goes down, it's hard to catch some waves. Pukas Surfboards would like to change that by adding some LEDs.
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A Cat. In A Hat. On A Bike
This is a cat in a hat on a bike. No CGI, no tricks, no stunts, just some guy on bicycle who apparently loves his cat enough to install some handlebars and make sure his kitty has some shade.
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Sick of The Olympics? Download The Olwimpics
The Olympics are the pinnacle of human athletics achievement. Hundreds of millions will tune in to root for their heroes and witness sports miracles.
Some of us, however, just could not care less.
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Here’s the First Trailer From The Next Bond Movie, “Skyfall”
Nothing can keep a good spy down. Not even after fifty years of movies or the financial troubles of the studio paying for them