Chris Illuminati
Chris is the editor-in-chief of GuySpeed. He's written three books, and previous to this position, he contributed to AskMen, Penthouse, Maxim and many other magazines and websites. Follow him on Twitter.
Chris Illuminati
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A Shaved Alpaca Licking a Kitten Defines Adorable [VIDEO]
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Local Weatherman Freaks Out Over Spider [VIDEO]
When a local news team invited a tarantula to their studio for a segment, they didn't consider the severe arachnophobia of their skittish weatherman, who interrupted his own camera time to get away from the eight-legged creature.
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Pot Luck! Bystanders Grab Weed Dropped By Crashed Truck
Do you know the way to San Jose? No seriously, do you, because there is free weed on the street but it's not going to last very long.
The Mercury News explains that a truck, illegally carrying marijuana, crashed and ended up on its side sending large bags of pot throughout the intersection. The driver hightailed it out of sight and that's when the real fun started.
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‘American Reunion’ Teaser Trailer – ‘American Pie’ Gang Is Older, But No Wiser, in New Sequel [VIDEO]
Who says you can't go home? Not Stifler, his mom, Jim, Finch, Oz, Jim's dad and the rest of the 'American Pie' crew, who are back for 'American Reunion,' supposedly the final film in the 'Pie' franchise after three theatrical releases and four direct-to-DVD spinoffs.
The film's first teaser trailer dropped today and it doesn't reveal much -- just a collection of photobooth shots of the gang reunited at their high school reunion. How come the people at our reunions didn't age this well?
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Dad Peddled Drugs, Guns Out of Baby Stroller
Maybe quality time with the kids isn't always a positive thing: AM NY reports that one father that not only made his infant daughter an accomplice to a drug deal but used her stroller to transport heroin and firearms.
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Unemployed Man Finds $150K in Vegetable Garden
Here is how the cheesy late-90's stand-up comic buried deep in our subconscious would report this story:
"Hey folks! Did you read the story in the Northwest Herald today about a guy in Illinois that found $150K in his backyard garden? Talk about growing some cabbage! Am I right folks? Those are a different kind of greens my friends! You hear what I'm saying everyone?!?"
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Spider-Man Endures Hurricane Irene [VIDEO]
Despite the country's diligent precautions, Hurricane Irene left a path of destruction in her wake. It was enough to even scare Spider-Man, who sounded a little intimidated by Irene during this interview with a local ABC reporter. Even superheroes need to evacuate sometimes.
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10 Variations of Popular Candies You Probably Missed
People love candy: The average American spends $84 on and consumes about 23.9 pounds of the sweet stuff each year. With all that money and attention, you'd think it would be hard for a candy product to fail. Not tr
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Squirrel Rushes the Field at Women’s Soccer Game [VIDEO]
A squirrel ran onto the field at a women's soccer match this weekend in what was either an attempt to either make the team or ask one of the women out on a date. If it's the former, he didn't help his cause by running around in circles and then laying down. If it was the latter, well he was darn adorable, so one of the ladies might say yes.
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8 Batman Comic Book Covers That Prove Robin Is an Idiot
Is it just us or is Robin, Batman's faithful sidekick, more of a damsel in distress than an actual crime fighter? There's no way a true superhero could find himself in so many bonehead situations, from writing a tell-all about his dual identities to bumbling up a simple Christmas tree decoration. Sure, the Boy Wonder is only in his teens, but that's no excuse for such a lousy sidekick hire.
Here are eight Batman comic book covers that prove Robin is an idiot: