There are lots of hostile creatures out in the wild. Who knew a tortoise would be one of them?

In this video, a male tortoise in the middle of mating is none too pleased when National Geographic's Paul Rose interrupts them and kills the mood.

The tortoise is so displeased, in fact, he decides to chase away Rose, but he's a tortoise, so it's a chase that moves with the kind of slow speed that would cause you to switch internet providers. Eventually, Rose manages to escape the icy stare of the creature by, you know, walking away.

You can't really blame the tortoise for being so angry. He found out his hijinks were not-so-private when he realized he was inadvertently starring in a sex tape. Who wouldn't be mad?