People Magazine's Sexiest Fish Alive for 2012 is... not the Angler fish. In fact, we'll have to agree with the narrator: these guys are like rainbows of ugly.

The video — which not only gives you a few shots of the unpleasant fish in action, but also offers up a few laughs — has racked up nearly three million views online in just a few days. Yet as boring as these grotesques appear to be, just when you're not paying attention they're likely to attack.

Have fun swimming!