It's been announced that Jenny McCarthy will replace Elisabeth Hasselbeck on 'The View' this fall. Uproar immediately ensued, probably because Jenny McCarthy advocates (scientifically disproved) medical opinions that actually kill children. Or maybe it's because of 'Singled Out.' It's hard to say.

Our resident photoshop wizard Kristy Puchko schemed up some fantasy Hasselbeck replacements we think would be a sight better than McCarthy. Some of them are fictitious. Some of them can't even talk. All of them would be an improvement.

Tina Fey

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RuPaul

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Miss Piggy

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Lil Bub

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Leslie Knope

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Honey Boo Boo

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Elaine Stritch

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Arya Stark

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