Here's your lesson for the day: alligators don't like cars.

A man drove his car through what appears to be a field when he happened upon an alligator that greeted the vehicle in a manner you might expect alligators to do.

The creature lunged toward the truck, but the man continued to inch forward until the alligator went all "Aww, heck no" and tore off the bumper like a fat guy downing chicken wings on Super Bowl Sunday.

It just goes to prove that you probably shouldn't get into a game of chicken with an alligator. They have a wee bit of a temper and a serious lack of patience.