Brace yourselves for six-year-old Alana, the most hilarious contestant ever to appear on TLC's 'Toddlers & Tiaras.' Alana is prepared to go all the way to win pageants, even if that means wearing inappropriate Daisy Duke shorts and flaunting her jiggly belly to the judges. Eesh.

To understand Alana, one need look no further than her mother, a self-professed "coupon queen" who regularly feeds the child Mountain Dew before pageants to enhance her performance.

So, why does Alana do it? For fame and fortune of course. As she puts it, "A dollar makes me holler, honey boo boo!" Watch several clips of this disturbing spectacle below.

[via BuzzFeed]