Crazy Lawyer Adam Reposa Goes on a Rampage in Amazing Local Ad

Usually, commercials for local law practices are pretty lame, and often feature talking heads droning endlessly about the kind of cases they handle. But this low-budget commercial for Adam "Bulletproof" Reposa, a criminal defense attorney in Austin, TX, reaches untold levels of hilarity while scaring us silly at the same time.

Reposa himself stars in the ad and issues a warning to all prosecutors. Specifically, if you stand in his way in court, he'll run you over ... literally.

"Every time I look and I see somebody trying to stop Americans from enjoying their freedom, all I can think is, 'Why are you in my way?!'," Reposa screams. "I'm a lawyer! Don't get in my way!"

To prove his point, Reposa crashes his truck into a car at a stop sign, then smashes a window in a fit of rage. Lest you think that Reposa is certifiably crazy, bear in mind he's a self-described "lawyer, patriot and champion" who was once held in contempt for making a "simulated masturbatory gesture" in court. Puts things in perspective, doesn't it?

If we ever find ourselves on the wrong end of the law, we definitely want this guy representing us.