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Stressed-Out 5-Year-Old Can’t Decide Which of His 3 Girlfriends to Dump

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This poor kid—even at just 5 years old, he’s learned the difficulties of attempting to juggle relationships.

The little Don Juan has, it appears, three girlfriends at the moment. But that’s stressful work, so stressful that he feels has to get rid of one. “I could have two, I don’t want three,” he explains. “I have to give one up.” But when asked how he will decide which girlfriend will get the boot, he’s at a loss. “I don’t know,” he sighs, then explains what’s making the decision so hard: “They’re all pretty.”

Looks are great, kid, but sometimes it’s just not worth all the trouble. Go with what your heart tells you.


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