300-Pound Man Walks Into Wal-Mart Naked, Steals Socks
Many, many strange things happen at Wal-Mart. In fact, Wal-Mart is kind of a weirdness magnet; if you don't believe us, just go to one at 3am. But even we have never seen anything quite like this.
The naked man in question is one Verdon Lamont Taylor, of Downingtown, PA. Taylor, for reasons currently unexplained, drove to the Exton, PA, Wal-Mart, got out of his car, and then stripped down to his birthday suit. Then he wandered into Wal-Mart, grabbing a pair of socks to put on his feet since they were cold. A Wal-Mart employee, who really should be getting Employee of the Month for this one, tried to at least put a coat on Taylor, before police arrived and tazed him.
Taylor is currently in custody. As for the Exton Wal-Mart, we've got a song suggestion for their next ad campaign.
[ via Huffington Post ]