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10 Funny Jack Donaghy Quotes From ’30 Rock’


As ’30 Rock’ comes to an end after seven seasons, here’s a look back at the hyper-Republican and hilariously conservative suit, Jack Donaghy. He alone can make us feel guilty for not owning our own island or wearing a tuxedo after 6pm. That we have such affection for an unabashedly sexist capitalist is a testament to Jack’s unrelenting charm.

“I love my mother, Lemon, obviously because of Stockholm Syndrome.”




“My grandfather’s purple heart … it’s terrible what alcoholism can do to the body.”




“She’s aging, mean, and rich. That sounds Republican to me.”




“We have to spend all of our wonderful money and help my hair mentor Mitt Romney become the 11th legitimate President of the United States.”




“A room full of rich people can … change the world.”




“There are no bad ideas, Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.”




Liz: “Why are you wearing a tux?” Jack: “It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?”




“Playing psychosexual mind games IS our normal, Lemon.”




“What do people not want to talk about? Soccer, jazz, infidelity.”




“The only way you’re like Socrates is that you have the body hair of a Greek man.”




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