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17 Geeky Baby Onesies For the Littlest Nerds You Know

If baby's more transfixed by your glowing Macbook screen than 'Goodnight Moon,' you just might have a little nerd on your hands. So eschew the usual Baby Gap crap and dress your tyke in these onesies that just might surpass the Steve Jobs turtleneck as the de rigueur fashion item for aspiring geeks.


1

For the baby who yearns to be bilingual in a dead language

$13, Etsy

 

 


 
Dinosaur Onesie
RockRiverTees, Etsy

2

For the baby whose day care offers AP Calculus

$14, Etsy

 

 

 
qt pi onesie
mbabydesign, Etsy

3

For the baby who does IT support on the playground

$16, CafePress

 

 


 
no i will not fix your computer onesie
CafePress

4

For the baby who even brings the iPhone to feedings and diaper changes

$17, Etsy

 

 


 
iPhone onesie
SugarBabyLove, Etsy

5

For the baby who developed apps before developing motor skills

$16, Etsy

 

 


 
there's an app for that onesie
Monogram Mayhem, Etsy

6

For the baby who takes his first steps at a Trekkie convention

$15.99, ThinkGeek

 

 


 
star trek onesies
ThinkGeek

7

For the baby who knows his memes better than his ABCs

$16, CafePress

 

 


 
all your milk are belong to us onesie
CafePress

8

For the baby who thinks quality time with dad is learning Ruby on Rails

$16, CafePress

 

 


 
my daddy can outcode your daddy onesie
CafePress

9

For the iterative baby

$16, CafePress

 

 


 
i'm still in beta onesie
CafePress

10

For the baby who’s learning to count from Nate Silver’s blog

$16, CafePress

 

 


 
statistically, i'm cute onesie
CafePress

11

For the baby who can already speak in full sentences — but only under 140 characters

$16, CafePress

 

 


 
tweeted my pants onesie
CafePress

12

For the baby whose gurgles sound suspiciously like Chewbacca-speak

$16, CafePress

 

 


 
wookie of the year 2011 onesie
CafePress

13

For the baby who started crawling so she could get closer to the Wii

$16, CafePress

 

 


 
super mario onesie
CafePress

14

For the baby who thinks the iPhone is so 2008

$15, CafePress

 

 

 
android onesie
CafePress

15

For the baby with a high-speed connection

$16, CafePress

 

 


 
my crib has wifi onesie
CafePress

16

For the brand-new baby

$15, Etsy

 

 


 
n00b onesie
geeklingdesigns, Etsy

17

For the baby who’ll be texting by kindergarten

$15, Etsy

 

 


 
LOL
cuteandfunny, Etsy

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